Annie Kawasaki

Editor-in-Chief of Tokyo Tofu Tribune.
Investigating soy sauce scandals, fake science, and social chaos, because reality is overrated. Satirical journalist. Tofu enthusiast. Possibly unreliable.

Luxury Brand Launches Limited-Edition Carbon Credits, Sells Out in 12 Minutes

Climate Circus & Eco Panic

August 21, 2025

by Annie Kawasaki

A satirical deep dive into the rise of prestige offsets, where luxury brands like Gucci and Chanel repackage climate guilt as exclusive experiences. From bottled glacier tears to carbon-scented perfumes, sustainability has never smelled so expensive.

Corporate Kindergarten: The Shinsotsu Myth and Its Specters

In Japan, the “Shinsotsu card” is treated as a rite of passage. But what if this unquestioned ritual is masking a deeper conformity? This essay questions the silent pressures shaping career choices for young adults, and invites readers to confront

August 7, 2025

by Annie Kawasaki

Mystery Turtle Appears in Tokyo Park Every Full Moon

Every full moon, a mysterious turtle appears at a Tokyo park watching the sky with quiet

Shinjuku Station to Rename All Exits “Probably This Way”

JR East renames all Shinjuku Station exits to “Probably This Way,” embracing uncertainty as a service.

Louder than Headlines: The Silence Around Akira Otani’s Dagger Award Win

Opinion·TTT Exclusive

July 6, 2025

by Annie Kawasaki

Japanese author Akira Otani wins the CWA Dagger Award for translated crime fiction, yet major UK media remain silent. A quiet reflection on what goes unspoken.

Study Finds 78% of Reusable Tote Bags Now Emotionally Exhausted

Climate Circus & Eco Panic

July 6, 2025

by Annie Kawasaki

A new study reveals 78% of reusable tote bags are emotionally exhausted, trapped in households flooded by eco-friendly overcommitment. A deep dive into canvas despair.

What Prophecies Reveal Isn’t the Future. It’s Us.

Opinion·TTT Exclusive

July 3, 2025

by Annie Kawasaki

What will happen on July 5, 2025? Prophecies don’t reveal the future, they reflect the present. A long-form opinion piece exploring crowd psychology, the media’s role, and the shifting burden of responsibility in an age of uncertainty.

Rescue Dolphin Returns Every Year to “Check In” on the Humans Who Saved Him

Nature’s Wonders·Wholesome Stories

June 26, 2025

by Annie Kawasaki

Years after being rescued from fishing nets, Kota the dolphin continues to return every year to ‘check in’ on his human friends. But his visits aren’t just heartwarming. They come with pranks, stolen diving fins, and just enough chaos to prove he’s still in charge.

Local Dog Learns to “Fake Fetch” Just to Confuse Humans

Pets & Adorable Animals·Wholesome Stories

June 15, 2025

by Annie Kawasaki

Tired of being tricked by humans, Hachi the golden retriever learned to ‘fake fetch’. Returning with confidence but absolutely no ball. Now, he’s teaching other dogs the prank, leaving owners everywhere questioning reality.

Grandma Secretly Outsmarts Her Fitness Tracker

Wholesome Chaos·Wholesome Stories

June 12, 2025

by Annie Kawasaki

In a family obsessed with step-count competitions, Grandma Hana seemed like an unlikely contender. Until she discovered a genius trick to outsmart her fitness tracker. With her creativity, she claimed victory and left her family speechless.

New Policy Requires Citizens to Apply for Permission to Blink

Government & Social Chaos

June 8, 2025

by Annie Kawasaki

Japan’s latest policy mandates government-approved blink permits. Processing time: 6-8 weeks. As citizens struggle to comply, influencers launch extreme ‘no-blink challenges’ while officials warn against ‘reckless eyelid activity.’

Study Confirms Clouds Are Moving 12% Faster Than in the 1980s. What Are They Running From?

Climate Circus & Eco Panic

May 29, 2025

by Annie Kawasaki

Scientists confirm clouds are moving 12% faster than in the 1980s. Experts don’t know why. Citizens panic. Government insists there’s nothing to worry about. But is there?

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