Editor-in-Chief of Tokyo Tofu Tribune.
Investigating soy sauce scandals, fake science, and social chaos, because reality is overrated. Satirical journalist. Tofu enthusiast. Possibly unreliable.
A bilingual poetic guide that reimagines love and attachment as emotional devices, complete with a user manual, troubleshooting tips, and self-diagnostic instructions. For anyone who's ever felt their feelings misfire.
An elephant recognizes a woman who cared for him 20 years ago, sparking a quiet reunion that redefines memory, emotion, and the bonds animals choose to keep. Explore what it means to be remembered by someone who never spoke your language, but never forgot your presence.
A satirical deep dive into the rise of prestige offsets, where luxury brands like Gucci and Chanel repackage climate guilt as exclusive experiences. From bottled glacier tears to carbon-scented perfumes, sustainability has never smelled so expensive.
In Japan, the “Shinsotsu card” is treated as a rite of passage. But what if this unquestioned ritual is masking a deeper conformity? This essay questions the silent pressures shaping career choices for young adults, and invites readers to confront the quiet absurdities we all see but rarely name.
Every full moon, a mysterious turtle appears at a Tokyo park watching the sky with quiet reverence before disappearing at dawn. No one knows why he comes or where he goes, but one thing remains certain: he is never late for his lunar appointment.
JR East renames all Shinjuku Station exits to “Probably This Way,” embracing uncertainty as a service. A surreal dive into Tokyo’s most infamous transit maze and the bureaucratic optimism that made it worse.
Japanese author Akira Otani wins the CWA Dagger Award for translated crime fiction, yet major UK media remain silent. A quiet reflection on what goes unspoken.
A new study reveals 78% of reusable tote bags are emotionally exhausted, trapped in households flooded by eco-friendly overcommitment. A deep dive into canvas despair.
What will happen on July 5, 2025? Prophecies don’t reveal the future, they reflect the present. A long-form opinion piece exploring crowd psychology, the media’s role, and the shifting burden of responsibility in an age of uncertainty.