Tokyo Installs Wind Turbines on Pigeons to Harvest Urban Breeze
Tokyo installs wind turbines on pigeons to harvest urban breeze. TTT explores climate satire, kinetic absurdity, and the rise of feather-based energy.
User Manual: How to Distinguish Love from Attachment
A bilingual poetic guide that reimagines love and attachment as emotional devices, complete with a user manual, troubleshooting tips, and self-diagnostic instructions. For anyone who's ever felt their feelings misfire.
The Speaker That Listened Too Well
In Kanagawa, a smart speaker begins offering emotional support during family arguments, accidentally becoming a quiet
Lost Tourist Mistakenly Joins Local Cleanup Crew Ends Up Invited to Lunch
A tourist in Kagoshima joins a local cleanup crew by mistake, sweeps, smiles, and ends up
Government Warns Citizens Against Over-Optimistic Weather Forecasts ‘Please Prepare for Disappointment’
Government officials warn citizens not to trust optimistic weather forecasts, urging emotional preparedness for unexpected disaster. Forecast believers share harrowing stories of betrayal.
Minato City Introduces “Pedestrian Speed Limits”
Minato City imposes pedestrian speed limits, fining fast walkers for reckless foot traffic. Officials insist order is necessary while underground resistance secretly trains for forbidden speed.
Public Officials Approve “Mandatory Meditation Mondays” to Reduce Chaos
Government mandates weekly meditation to reduce stress, but citizens are now panicking over Serenity Compliance Tests. Will forced tranquility backfire?
Tokyo Metro Replaces Escalators with Trampolines for Faster Exits
Tokyo Metro revolutionizes commuting. In a shocking transit upgrade, escalators are replaced with trampolines for faster exits. Because who needs safety when you have bounce efficiency?