Smart Mirror Now Rates Your Vibe Before You Leave the House
A new smart mirror rates your vibe before you leave the house. TTT explores emotional diagnostics and ambient tech absurdity.
Lab-Grown Fruit Now Includes Artificial Memories of Summer
In Tokyo, a startup is growing fruit that doesn’t need seasons but still remembers them. TTT investigates the rise of memory-infused produce and what farmers say we’re forgetting.
Research Confirms 90% of Human Thoughts Are Just Song Lyrics
Discover the surprising truth behind your inner monologue: a groundbreaking study reveals that 90% of human
New Government-Backed Dating App Pairs Users Who Both Immediately Leave Group Chats
Japan’s newest municipal dating app matches users based on their tendency to leave group chats. Designed
Japan’s Latest Smartphone Upgrade Requires Users to Apologize Before Unlocking
Japan’s latest smartphone update requires users to apologize before unlocking—complete with AI sincerity detection and bow angle verification. As frustrated commuters bow repeatedly to their devices, cultural experts call it ‘a breakthrough in mindful technology.
Bullet Train Upgrade Allows Commuters to Teleport
Japan’s new teleportation-powered bullet train defies science, but somehow works. Passengers vanish, physicists are baffled, and officials insist there’s nothing to question.
AI-Powered Vending Machines Begin Questioning Human Choices
Japan’s AI-powered vending machines are no longer just dispensing drinks. They’re questioning human choices. Now, consumers face beverage judgment.
Study Shows Coffee is 25% More Effective When Consumed in Existential Crisis Mode
Scientists confirm what struggling adults already know. Coffee works 25% better during an existential crisis. Caffeine-fueled panic may be the new productivity hack.
Scientists Prove Tofu is Smarter Than Some Humans (But Not All)
Scientists reveal tofu's surprising intelligence. Smarter than some humans, but not all. Could soy-based genius take over? Experts debate whether tofu deserves a diploma.