Climate Circus & Eco Panic

Luxury Brand Launches Limited-Edition Carbon Credits, Sells Out in 12 Minutes

August 21, 2025

A satirical deep dive into the rise of prestige offsets, where luxury brands like Gucci and Chanel repackage climate guilt as exclusive experiences. From bottled glacier tears to carbon-scented perfumes, sustainability has never smelled so expensive.

Study Finds 78% of Reusable Tote Bags Now Emotionally Exhausted

A new study reveals 78% of reusable tote bags are emotionally exhausted, trapped in households flooded by eco-friendly overcommitment. A deep dive into canvas despair.

July 6, 2025

by Annie Kawasaki

Study Confirms Clouds Are Moving 12% Faster Than in the 1980s. What Are They Running From?

Scientists confirm clouds are moving 12% faster than in the 1980s. Experts don’t know why. Citizens

Unexpected Snowstorm Baffles Tokyo. Global Warming Still Insists “I’m Real”

Tokyo residents wake up to snow in May. Scientists scramble for explanations while global warming insists