What You’ll Receive (Whether You’re Ready or Not)
Each edition of the TTT newsletter includes:
- A Full Article from the Week
No summaries. No clickbait. Just the full absurdity, straight from the source. - From the Imaginary Newsroom
A behind-the-scenes peek into what we’re working on, what we scrapped, and what Master Tranquilitus whispered into a tote bag. - Occasional “Poll of the Week”
Important questions like: “How many group chats have you ghosted this year?”, “Do you believe your tote bag resents you?”
What Our Readers Are Saying
I subscribed. I’m still anxious, but now I laugh about it.
Rika, 32, emotionally buffering
The only newsletter I read before deleting all my other newsletters.
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I thought this was a real mindfulness site. I was wrong. I stayed.
Anonymous, still processing
Frequently Unasked Questions
Q: How often will I receive the newsletter?
A: Once a week, unless we forget, transcend the need for email, or get distracted by soy sauce-related research.
Q: Can I unsubscribe?
A: Yes. But Master Tranquilitus will feel it. Briefly.
Q: Will I be sold anything?
A: Only the illusion of clarity.
Q: Is this a real newsletter or just a long-form performance art piece?
A: Yes.
Q: What if I don’t laugh?
A: That’s okay. We also accept quiet nods and existential smirks.