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Thursday, January 15, 2026

Absurd Philosophy

Daily Quote

Serenity is a full-contact sport. Wear a helmet made of intention.

Master Tranquilitus

In Case You’re New

TTT delivers wildly plausible fake news from the near future of Tokyo. Proceed with caution and chamomile.
About TTT

Authors

  • Annie Kawasaki

    Editor-in-Chief of Tokyo Tofu Tribune. Investigating soy sauce scandals, fake science, and social chaos, because reality is overrated. Satirical journalist. Tofu enthusiast. Possibly unreliable.

  • Kenji Takayama

    Chief Conspiracy Analyst. Senior Soy Sauce Shrinkage Reporter.

  • Yuki Morita

    Science & Technology Correspondent for Useless Discoveries.

  • Hiroshi Tsuzuki

    Political & Social Chaos Correspondent. Japan’s leading expert on wildly exaggerated social phenomena.

  • Mei Sakamoto

    Head of Fake Breaking News & Emergency Satire Alerts.