Monday, August 31, 2026

Renewable Absurdity

Daily Quote

If your purpose fits in a pitch deck, it may be too small.

Master Tranquilitus

In Case You’re New

TTT delivers wildly plausible fake news from the near future of Tokyo. Proceed with caution and chamomile.
About TTT

Authors

  • Annie Kawasaki

    Editor-in-Chief of Tokyo Tofu Tribune. Investigating soy sauce scandals, fake science, and social chaos, because reality is overrated. Satirical journalist. Tofu enthusiast. Possibly unreliable.

  • Kenji Takayama

    Chief Conspiracy Analyst. Senior Soy Sauce Shrinkage Reporter.

  • Yuki Morita

    Science & Technology Correspondent for Useless Discoveries.

  • Hiroshi Tsuzuki

    Political & Social Chaos Correspondent. Japan’s leading expert on wildly exaggerated social phenomena.

  • Mei Sakamoto

    Head of Fake Breaking News & Emergency Satire Alerts.